★ ISLAND HOUSE IS IN DANGER ★ ROCK THE ISLAND — BENEFIT CONCERT ★ BANDS WANTED — ALL SKILL LEVELS ★ TICKETS AVAILABLE ★ DO NOT LET THEM SELL IT ★ THIS MEANS YOU ★ SIGN THE GUESTBOOK ★ ISLAND HOUSE IS IN DANGER ★
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⚠️ THE SITUATION ⚠️

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Island House — for decades, a crown jewel. A place of memory, of family, of summers that seemed like they would never end.

It is now also a place where:

🔥 The air conditioning is not working. This is being looked into.

💀 The floor ducts are deteriorating. This was described as "the least of your concerns," which in retrospect we should have asked more questions about.

💥 The pool cage is — and this is the correct technical term — "popping out." We are not entirely sure what this means but the professional who said it looked concerned.

⚡ The floor in one of the bedrooms is collapsing. Not collapsed. Collapsing. There is a difference and we are choosing to focus on that.

💀💀 The cast iron sewer pipe has a crack. There is greywater under the house. We did not ask how much greywater. We are not going to ask how much greywater.

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Island House now faces its greatest threat yet: someone with good judgment making a reasonable financial decision.

We cannot allow this.


🎸 THE PLAN 🎸

To raise the funds necessary to prevent this sensible outcome, I — Michael — am organizing:

★ ROCK THE ISLAND ★
St. Augustine Has Survived 450 Years. Island House Will Not Go Quietly.
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We have a website. We have flyers. We are still working on the bands. Tickets are available.

DATEThis Summer
LOCATIONThe Conch House, St. Augustine, FL*
LINEUPOpen — Please Apply Below
EXPECTED ATTENDANCEOptimistic
TICKETSAvailable
PURPOSEFinancially Makes No Sense

*Venue has not yet been contacted. This is being handled.


🤘 GET INVOLVED 🤘

Whether you play guitar, own a guitar, or have seen a guitar — we want you on that stage.

The Save Island House Movement needs bodies. On stage, in the crowd, and on the internet telling people about this website.

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📖 SIGN THE GUESTBOOK 📖

Let Michael know you were here. He is very much alone in this effort and would appreciate the moral support.

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